Are you happy that Martha Raddatz asked both candidates about their views on abortion?
Outtake - Amy Poehler and Julia Louis-Dreyfus - “Thanks to the magic of CGI…”
I was just wandering barefoot in the woods of Wisconsin, fashioned this guitar out of a canoe, and I wrote a song for your baby.
Mike Huckabee joined the fight against President Obama’s mandate saying, “we’re all Catholic now.” Really?! You know who is not all Catholic now? ALL CATHOLICS NOW. 98% of Catholic women say they’ve used birth control and the other two percent are always the ones trying to get a church to start a softball team. REALLY!?
“Some critics pointed out that you attempted a singing career a few years ago under your real name Lizzy Grant. And I guess they thought your new name, Lana Del Rey, was a marketing gimmick.”
What’s Downton Abbey? Basically it’s about a bunch of honkeys that live in a church— or maybe it’s a museum. Either way, they don’t got wifi.
Tina: Maybe what bothers me the most is that people say Hillary is a bitch.
